Note to Self
Tequila is seductive. And "Claus"-mopolitans with rum and orange curacao and Hot Damn! are festive.
But beer is safer.
Q: When you showered just now, did you remove a glob of puke from your ear with a Q-tip?
A: A small glob. Yes.
There were teachers at the party. The best overheard line of the night:
"This week I had occasion to write on a student's paper, what if twenty black lesbians were reading your paper? How would your argument change then?"
posted by Evie P. @ 7:52:00 PM
14 Comments:
OMG, I love this entry; both the puke and the paper comment.
Puke entering the ear area is rather intense. I'm ... ummm... impressed? :)
You think that's crazy!?! I once knew a guy named Tony (wink wink) whose sister stuck a toothpick through his hand. Oh, and he used to get a little vomit on his tux during binge drinking season. (i.e. the past few decades up til now)
I'm quite the lefty, but if twenty black lesbians were reading my recent chapter. . .good Lord. . .well, the idea scares the hell out of me. What does this mean? Have I begun to drift toward the center?
If 20 black lesbians were to read my last chapter...wait, almost that many black lesbians have read my last chapter!! :-)
Comment clarification: butch or femme?
Anon: Thanks!
Profgrrrl: Thanks to you, too. But only if what you're impressed with is MY STUPIDITY. Do I not take a medication (okay: an anti-depressant) where each bottle comes stuck with a red sticker that reads DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS MEDICINE? The red sticker also has a little martini-glass icon with a big fat X through it, as if to say YOU WITH THE PARTY DRINK IN YOUR HAND. THIS MEANS YOU. But I am, in fact, impressively stupid.
Melancholic and Dr. B: Welcome! I know: I am totally, completely taken with the idea of a phalanx of Twenty Black Lesbians, who I imagine as tongue clucking, teeth sucking, and wielding fat red pens as they tour the country raising consciousness. And kicking ass. Also taking names.
I, too, feel a little shy about showing my work to the phalanx.
cw: good question.
Oh yeah. And Tony? (Who, in case you all haven't guessed, is actually my brother) I didn't mean to stick the toothpick in your hand. Well, okay, at the time I did. But in retrospect I'm REALLY SORRY.
I wish that I could say that I had no experience with the tequila. If I said that, though, it would be a big fat lie. :)
An interesting question: the use of the article adjective. Like when someone orders "the lobster." With "the lobster" being fed to said someone, is there any lobster left for me? Not that I like lobster. Or tequila for that matter. When Tony went to Germany they tried to get him to drink tequila off the body of a buxom woman. I suspect they didn't have to work too hard. Perhaps they should start serving lobster in that manner...
Oh, hey, sorry about that. "Anon" was me, guess I wasn't logged in or something :P
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