Note to Self
Tequila is seductive. And "Claus"-mopolitans with rum and orange curacao and Hot Damn! are festive.
But beer is safer.
Q: When you showered just now, did you remove a glob of puke from your ear with a Q-tip?
A: A small glob. Yes.
There were teachers at the party. The best overheard line of the night:
"This week I had occasion to write on a student's paper, what if twenty black lesbians were reading your paper? How would your argument change then?"